(Very) Senior Driving

Laff Central; An elderly man driving around 40 in the fast lane og the freeway is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is driving to at this time of night.

The old guy replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

The officer then asks, "At 2AM?, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."

Ed Note: My Bro-in-law Howie sent me this joke, well it does have to do with an automotive subject doesn't it?